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Front view of Smooth Talker decaf whole-bean coffee bag showing large HEIST logo, red DECAF label, medium roast note and 10 oz (284 g) weight on bright orange background

Coffee Without a Curfew.

COFFEE WITHOUT A CURFEW.

THE PERFECT HEIST IS WHEN SOMETHING GOES MISSING AND NO ONE NOTICES. IN THIS CASE, THE CAFFEINE.

EXCEPTIONAL COFFEE, CURATED BY EXPERTS. NO CURFEW.

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Coffee Detail
Region
Colombia Ethiopia
Great for
Drip Coffee Espresso Pour Over AeroPress
Tasting notes
Dark chocolate, vanilla bean
Varietal
Caturra · Guji
Mold and mycotoxin freeWater processedSleep easy
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Top 1% of the World’s Coffee Beans
  • We search the world for the best and our team has decades of experience and relationships to know where to find them. 
  • Heist beans are hand-picked from high-altitude, shade-grown farms. 
  • The same quality tier you’d find at serious caffeinated roasters who charge a premium for it. We pay it for the decaf.
Tasting Notes & Roast Profiles

Blueprint · Rotating Light Roast
Current Offering is a Single Origin Pink Bourbon from Huila, Colombia.

Tastes like: Cocoa, Citrus Zest, Peach. Long, clean finish with low bitterness. Blueprint rotates seasonally highlighting complex coffees without caffeine in the light roast modern style.

Smooth Talker · Medium Roast
A Colombian Caturra blended with an Ethiopian Guji. Tastes like: Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Bean. Round and balanced. The cup you reach for without thinking, every day of the week. Available in Decaf or ¼ Caf (for the 2pm hour).

Clean Label — Our processes

Every batch goes through independent lab testing for mycotoxins (ochratoxin A) and molds before it’s released. Almost ALL coffee brands skip this step. We don’t. If a lot doesn’t pass, it doesn’t ship

  • No methylene chloride, no ethyl acetate, no chemical solvents anywhere in our process
  • Water Method decaffeination
  • Test results available by clicking the Light Labs panel on our homepage
The Decaf Process

We use a Water Method decaffeination process, the cleanest, most flavor-preserving decaf available. No solvents. No chemicals. Just pure water gently extracting caffeine while leaving the bean’s flavor compounds intact.

All roasted in small batches at the highest specialty coffee standards.