Sleep Stays Yours
The 2pm cup is the reason you’re still wired at midnight. Heist isn’t.
COFFEE WITHOUT A CURFEW.
THE PERFECT HEIST IS WHEN SOMETHING GOES MISSING AND NO ONE NOTICES. IN THIS CASE, THE CAFFEINE.
EXCEPTIONAL COFFEE, CURATED BY EXPERTS. NO CURFEW.
Prepay three months and all three arrive with box one.
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“I cannot believe this is decaf. It’s one of the best coffees I’ve ever had.”
“Truly the best decaf coffee I have ever tried.”
“Heist was the perfect finisher at the James Beard Foundation dinner.”
“I thought decaf was a waste of time… now it definitely does excite me.”

93 points. Blueprint.
Scored by Coffee Review in 2026 — the one verdict on this page that isn’t an opinion.
Independently verified
This is our mission so we didn't pick easy competition.
We picked the top seller from the most Awarded Roasters.
Judged blind by certified Coffee Q Graders.
What sets us apart from the other STANDARD decaf coffees.
| Evidence | Standard Decafs |
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| Top 1% Arabica Beans Worldwide | |||
| Chemical Free Decaffeination | |||
| Independent lab-tested | |||
| Small-batch roasted | |||
| Mold + Mycotoxin Tested | |||
| 99.9% decaf |