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Front view of Smooth Talker decaf whole-bean coffee bag showing large HEIST logo, red DECAF label, medium roast note and 10 oz (284 g) weight on bright orange background
  • Front view of Smooth Talker decaf whole-bean coffee bag showing large HEIST logo, red DECAF label, medium roast note and 10 oz (284 g) weight on bright orange background
  • The three Heist coffees side by side: Smooth Talker Decaf and Smooth Talker 1/4 Caf, both medium roast with dark chocolate and vanilla bean notes, and Blueprint Decaf, a rotating light roast with cocoa, citrus zest and peach
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  • Heist statement over a glass of iced coffee: decaf has been an apology for fifty years, we are done apologizing. Badges read 100 percent whole beans, 99.9 percent caffeine free, mold and mycotoxin free, chemical-free water-based decaffeination
  • Drinks you are finally allowed after 2PM: a row of espresso martinis, iced coffees and cold brew served in glassware at dusk
  • Five star customer review from Alyssa H. over a pour of espresso across ice: love this coffee, tastes like dessert but I still slept like a baby, didn't think decaf could actually hit this hard
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Coffee Without a Curfew.

Coffee Without a Curfew.

COFFEE WITHOUT A CURFEW.

  • •Specialty coffee first, low caffeine second. Better beans than most caffeinated coffee, not decaf made from leftovers.
  • •Water processed. No chemical solvents. Specialty lots from Colombia and Ethiopia.
  • •Expressive Medium Roast with no burnt or overly roasted taste typical of many decafs to hide imperfections.
  • •Roasted by Coffee Sommeliers (Q Graders)
  • •Great for Drip Coffee & Espresso. 10oz Whole Bean Coffee per bag.
  • •99.9% Caffeine Free. Safe to drink before bed.
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Coffee Detail
Region
Colombia Ethiopia
Great for
Drip Coffee Espresso Pour Over AeroPress
Tasting notes
Dark chocolate, vanilla bean
Varietal
Caturra · Guji
Mold and mycotoxin freeWater processedSleep easy
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Top 1% of the World’s Coffee Beans
  • We search the world for the best and our team has decades of experience and relationships to know where to find them. 
  • Heist beans are hand-picked from high-altitude, shade-grown farms. 
  • The same quality tier you’d find at serious caffeinated roasters who charge a premium for it. We pay it for the decaf.
Tasting Notes & Roast Profiles

Blueprint · Rotating Light Roast
Current Offering is a Single Origin Pink Bourbon from Huila, Colombia.

Tastes like: Cocoa, Citrus Zest, Peach. Long, clean finish with low bitterness. Blueprint rotates seasonally highlighting complex coffees without caffeine in the light roast modern style.

Smooth Talker · Medium Roast
A Colombian Caturra blended with an Ethiopian Guji. Tastes like: Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Bean. Round and balanced. The cup you reach for without thinking, every day of the week. Available in Decaf or ¼ Caf (for the 2pm hour).

Clean Label — Our processes

Every batch goes through independent lab testing for mycotoxins (ochratoxin A) and molds before it’s released. Almost ALL coffee brands skip this step. We don’t. If a lot doesn’t pass, it doesn’t ship

  • No methylene chloride, no ethyl acetate, no chemical solvents anywhere in our process
  • Water Method decaffeination
  • Test results available by clicking the Light Labs panel on our homepage
The Decaf Process

We use a Water Method decaffeination process, the cleanest, most flavor-preserving decaf available. No solvents. No chemicals. Just pure water gently extracting caffeine while leaving the bean’s flavor compounds intact.

All roasted in small batches at the highest specialty coffee standards.