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Smooth Talker Decaf

Smooth Talker Decaf

Coffee you can drink after dinner.

Blind-scored above three former Roasters of the Year by certified Q graders. Nobody knew which one was the decaf.

Medium roast with tasting notes of dark chocolate and vanilla bean. Water processed. No chemicals. Roasted to Order. Mold & Mycotoxin tested by Light Labs. Don't like it? Full refund, 30 days.

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Top 1% of the World’s Coffee Beans
  • We search the world for the best and our team has decades of experience and relationships to know where to find them. 
  • Heist beans are hand-picked from high-altitude, shade-grown farms. 
  • The same quality tier you’d find at serious caffeinated roasters who charge a premium for it. We pay it for the decaf.
Tasting Notes & Roast Profiles

Blueprint · Rotating Light Roast
Current Offering is a Single Origin Pink Bourbon from Huila, Colombia.

Tastes like: Cocoa, Citrus Zest, Peach. Long, clean finish with low bitterness. Blueprint rotates seasonally highlighting complex coffees without caffeine in the light roast modern style.

Smooth Talker · Medium Roast
A Colombian Caturra blended with an Ethiopian Guji. Tastes like: Dark Chocolate, Vanilla Bean. Round and balanced. The cup you reach for without thinking, every day of the week. Available in Decaf or ¼ Caf (for the 2pm hour).

Third-party tested, clean label

Every batch goes through independent lab testing for mycotoxins (ochratoxin A) and molds before it’s released. Almost ALL coffee brands skip this step. We don’t. If a lot doesn’t pass, it doesn’t ship

  • No methylene chloride, no ethyl acetate, no chemical solvents anywhere in our process
  • Water Method decaffeination
  • Test results available by clicking the Light Labs panel on our homepage
The Decaf Process

We use a Water Method decaffeination process, the cleanest, most flavor-preserving decaf available. No solvents. No chemicals. Just pure water gently extracting caffeine while leaving the bean’s flavor compounds intact.

All roasted in small batches at the highest specialty coffee standards.

Brewing Guide

Our coffees brew beautifully across every method. A few suggestions:

  • Drip (Filter) Coffee: Smooth Talker: 69g coffee / 1000g water (1:14.5). Blueprint 62g coffee to 1000 g water (1:16). Grind Size: 26
  • Pour Over: 1:16 ratio. 20g coffee / 320g water. Water at 202°F. Use scale. Three pours: 1) bloom 50 g and swirl 2) At 0:45 pour to 200 g 3) At 1:30 pour to 320 g. Gentle swirl to level the bed, then leave it alone.
  • Espresso: 1:2.1 ratio. 18g coffee. 28-32 second pull, 200°F.
  • Aeropress: 1:15 ratio. 15g coffee / 230 g water. 120 second steep. For espresso, 20g coffee / 100g water.
  • Cold Brew: 1:8 ratio (80g coffee to 1200 g water), 16 hour steep in fridge. Filter twice with fine mesh. Add two pinches salt. Store in airtight container.
  • French Press: 450 g water / 30g Coffee. Pour all water on course coffee grounds, start the timer. At 4:00 break the crust with a spoon (three gentle stirs), then skim the foam and floating grounds off the top and discard. Rest the plunger on the surface WITHOUT pressing and wait 5 more minutes. Then press just to the surface and decant everything immediately. Coffee left sitting on the bed keeps extracting and turns bitter.

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Great coffee shouldn’t come with consequences.
Heist is water-processed which means no chemicals,
and no shortcuts, nothing stripped but the caffeine.

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The Perks of Coffee Without a Curfew

Sleep Stays Yours

Sleep Stays Yours

The 2pm cup is the reason you’re still wired at midnight. Heist isn’t.

Energy You Keep

Energy You Keep

Caffeine borrows energy. Decaf doesn’t . Keep what’s yours.

Calm by Design

Calm by Design

Your nervous system has enough going on. The cup shouldn't add to it.

Easy on Your Body

Easy on Your Body

No spike, no surge, nothing for your body to recover from.

The Receipts Don't Lie

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Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 16 reviews
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16 reviews
  • Tom
    Verified Reviewer
    Reviewing
    Smooth Talker
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Found my new Decaf!

    Haven’t been impressed by decaf options until now. Excited to have Heist as part of my coffee arsenal!

  • Adam G.
    Reviewing
    Smooth Talker
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Perfect.

    I love this coffee. I have struggled to find a decaf coffee that isn't bitter, burnt and acidic - until now. I've made french press and cortados with the Smooth Talker beans and it's absolutely delicious. Being able to sip delicious coffee at 10pm is a little piece of heaven.

  • Heather C.
    Verified Reviewer
    Reviewing
    Smooth Talker
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    Delicious!!

    I have been looking for an elevated decaf to sip on during my afternoon slump. So pleased with Heist to satisfy my coffee craving, just without the caffeine. I sometimes add in my favorite chocolate protein powder to make it healthy mocha! Double whammy.

  • Scott M.
    Verified Reviewer
    Reviewing
    Smooth Talker
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    1 week ago
    THANK YOU!

    I've long wanted to enjoy my cup o' joe in the evening...and now I can. Thank you for allowing that to happen!

  • Annie C.
    Reviewing
    Blueprint
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    2 weeks ago
    Absolutely Fire!!!

    I haven't had a cup of coffee this good in a while, and it's decaf?!!?!

The Full Briefing

The Full Briefing

why the name?
A heist is only perfect when nobody notices anything is gone. We take the caffeine out and leave everything else: the body, the oils, the sweetness, the ritual. If you drink a cup and never think about what's missing, we did the job.
Are you anti-caffeine?
No. We’re just pro coffee. Caffeine is one of the most studied compounds on the planet and it holds up well. It sharpens focus and we're not going to pretend otherwise. Have it at 8am. Enjoy it. But there’s a certain amount and time of day when it starts working against you rather than for you. You shouldn’t be left with no good choices to keep enjoying the thing you love the rest of the day.
Doesn't decaf taste bad? Made with Chemicals?
Most of it does. And it’s our whole reason we exist: to change that. After 2 years of trying every variable, we learned that bad decaf is a combination of a sourcing problem, processing method problem, and roasting problem. Low-grade green coffee is often used historically for decaf, its then processed with cheap chemicals, and then over-roasted to hide defects, and often not fresh on the shelf. By sourcing the top 1% of coffee beans globally, using a clean water method for caffeine removal, and roasting freshly with an expert small batch roasting team, we’ve transformed your decaf from “dirty brown water” into a real power move that lets you enjoy great coffee at any hour.
If it doesn't “do” anything, why drink it?
Why do you eat donuts? Because they taste good, right? You love coffee. And why should you have a limit on something so good? You get the thing you loved all along. We just took the curfew off it.
Why is is testing for mold and mycotoxins important?
It’s important because fatigue, gut health, inflammation, and brain fog can all be a result of drinking moldy coffees, something surprisingly common and the source of many surprising health inhibitors. We publish our real test results from Light Labs so you can feel good about what’s in your cup.
Do you have an espresso option?
Yes – we designed both Smooth Talker and Blueprint to be great as Espresso and traditional drip coffee.
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