Instant decaf
Instant Decaf Coffee 4-Pack
Specialty decaf, instant. Hot water, stir, done. Fits a stocking, a carry-on, a desk drawer.
$12
Love it or your money back, 30 days.
What's inside
- 4 single-cup sachets of instant decaf
- 99.9% caffeine free
Specialty decaf, no grinder needed. Each sachet is one cup of Smooth Talker instant decaf: tear, pour, add hot water, done. Fits a stocking, a carry-on or a desk drawer.
The coffee. Single origin Colombia Caturra, medium roast, water processed. Notes of cocoa and vanilla bean. 99.9% caffeine free.
How to make it
- Shake the packet and empty it into a cup.
- Add 6 to 8 oz of hot water.
- Add milk and sweetener if you like.
- Stir and enjoy.
Good to know
- 4 single-serve sachets, 5 g each
- $3 a cup
Great coffee shouldn’t come with consequences.
Heist is water-processed which means no chemicals,
and no shortcuts, nothing stripped but the caffeine.
- Top 1% of World’s Coffee Beans
- Water Extracts the Caffeine
- No Solvents, no Chemicals
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- Whole Beans to Preserve Flavor
- Highest Decaf Cupping Score
- Tested Mold + Mycotoxin Free
The Full Briefing
why the name?
A heist is only perfect when nobody notices anything is gone. We take the caffeine out and leave everything else: the body, the oils, the sweetness, the ritual. If you drink a cup and never think about what's missing, we did the job.
Are you anti-caffeine?
No. We’re just pro coffee. Caffeine is one of the most studied compounds on the planet and it holds up well. It sharpens focus and we're not going to pretend otherwise. Have it at 8am. Enjoy it. But there’s a certain amount and time of day when it starts working against you rather than for you. You shouldn’t be left with no good choices to keep enjoying the thing you love the rest of the day.
Doesn't decaf taste bad? Made with Chemicals?
Most of it does. And it’s our whole reason we exist: to change that. After 2 years of trying every variable, we learned that bad decaf is a combination of a sourcing problem, processing method problem, and roasting problem. Low-grade green coffee is often used historically for decaf, its then processed with cheap chemicals, and then over-roasted to hide defects, and often not fresh on the shelf. By sourcing the top 1% of coffee beans globally, using a clean water method for caffeine removal, and roasting freshly with an expert small batch roasting team, we’ve transformed your decaf from “dirty brown water” into a real power move that lets you enjoy great coffee at any hour.
If it doesn't “do” anything, why drink it?
Why do you eat donuts? Because they taste good, right? You love coffee. And why should you have a limit on something so good? You get the thing you loved all along. We just took the curfew off it.
Why is is testing for mold and mycotoxins important?
It’s important because fatigue, gut health, inflammation, and brain fog can all be a result of drinking moldy coffees, something surprisingly common and the source of many surprising health inhibitors. We publish our real test results from Light Labs so you can feel good about what’s in your cup.
Do you have an espresso option?
Yes – we designed both Smooth Talker and Blueprint to be great as Espresso and traditional drip coffee.
What is Heist Society and how do I get in?
It’s not for everyone. But if you love coffee and want to get the full Heist experience, join Heist Society by subscribing to three or more bags and prepay for the first 3 months. That unlocks free shipping, some very “insider” gifts, and first access to any Vault Series drops.
What is Smuggle Bear?
Smuggle Bear is our inside operator. The only way to ever get him is through Heist Society membership. In addition to his dashing looks, he has a secret stash compartment that contains some “smuggled” coffee inside.
What's 1/4 Caf and who's it for?
25% caffeinated beans, 75% decaf. A fan favorite built for the afternoon when you want just touch of caffeine but nothing that’s going to wreck your sleep hours later, and for anyone stepping down from a heavy habit who doesn't want to go to zero on day one.
When do you roast and ship?
We roast multiple times per week and typically ship within a few days of roast dates. You will see roast date on your bag upon arrival.