The Full Heist gift box: Smooth Talker 1/4 Caf, Blueprint and Smooth Talker Decaf bags with a coffee tin, scoop, Smuggle Bear and matchbook set

Holiday 2026 · The big one

The Full Heist

Three bags and every gift we make, Smuggle Bear included. The one they film opening.

$79 $158.87 50% savings

Love it or your money back, 30 days.

What's inside

  • 3 bags, pick Blueprint, Smooth Talker or Smooth Talker 1/4 Caf for each
  • Coffee storage tin + scoop
  • Smuggle Bear with a secret stash
  • Collectible matchbook set
  • Ships in the Heist box

All three coffees and every gift we make, Smuggle Bear included. The Full Heist is the one they film opening.

The coffee. Build three bags from our lineup: Smooth Talker Decaf (medium roast, dark chocolate and vanilla bean, 99.9% caffeine free), Smooth Talker 1/4 Caf for the afternoon, and Blueprint, our light roast decaf. Water processed, roasted to order.

Good to know

  • Three 10 oz bags of whole bean coffee, your pick of roast for each
  • Coffee storage tin and scoop
  • Smuggle Bear with a secret stash compartment
  • Collectible Heist matchbook set
  • Ships in the Heist box
  • Ordering 10 or more? Corporate pricing takes up to 35% off.

Great coffee shouldn’t come with consequences.
Heist is water-processed which means no chemicals,
and no shortcuts, nothing stripped but the caffeine.

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  • Top 1% of World’s Coffee Beans
  • Water Extracts 
the Caffeine
  • No Solvents, 
no Chemicals
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  • Whole Beans to
Preserve Flavor
  • Highest Decaf Cupping Score
  • Tested Mold +
Mycotoxin Free
The Full Briefing

The Full Briefing

why the name?
A heist is only perfect when nobody notices anything is gone. We take the caffeine out and leave everything else: the body, the oils, the sweetness, the ritual. If you drink a cup and never think about what's missing, we did the job.
Are you anti-caffeine?
No. We’re just pro coffee. Caffeine is one of the most studied compounds on the planet and it holds up well. It sharpens focus and we're not going to pretend otherwise. Have it at 8am. Enjoy it. But there’s a certain amount and time of day when it starts working against you rather than for you. You shouldn’t be left with no good choices to keep enjoying the thing you love the rest of the day.
Doesn't decaf taste bad? Made with Chemicals?
Most of it does. And it’s our whole reason we exist: to change that. After 2 years of trying every variable, we learned that bad decaf is a combination of a sourcing problem, processing method problem, and roasting problem. Low-grade green coffee is often used historically for decaf, its then processed with cheap chemicals, and then over-roasted to hide defects, and often not fresh on the shelf. By sourcing the top 1% of coffee beans globally, using a clean water method for caffeine removal, and roasting freshly with an expert small batch roasting team, we’ve transformed your decaf from “dirty brown water” into a real power move that lets you enjoy great coffee at any hour.
If it doesn't “do” anything, why drink it?
Why do you eat donuts? Because they taste good, right? You love coffee. And why should you have a limit on something so good? You get the thing you loved all along. We just took the curfew off it.
Why is is testing for mold and mycotoxins important?
It’s important because fatigue, gut health, inflammation, and brain fog can all be a result of drinking moldy coffees, something surprisingly common and the source of many surprising health inhibitors. We publish our real test results from Light Labs so you can feel good about what’s in your cup.
Do you have an espresso option?
Yes – we designed both Smooth Talker and Blueprint to be great as Espresso and traditional drip coffee.
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